![]() ?CG: IT IS NOT ABOUT WHICH ONE OF US WILL MOST DECISIVELY ESCORT THE OTHERS "TO SCHOOL", WHERE THEY WILL RECEIVE A VAST HELPING OF "OH SNAP" RAMMED DOWN THEIR INSATIABLE IGNORANCE SHAFTS. ?CG: THIS MEMO IS NOT ABOUT WHICH GUY CAN MANAGE TO BE THE HEFTIEST SACK OF SHAME GLOBES TO ONE ANOTHER. ?CG: NOW THAT THE PLEASANTRIES ARE OUT OF THE WAY, THERE IS IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO DISCUSS. Join me and Karkat and John and Dave in the Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory. I'm glad none of the other trolls saw her making out with her screen.īut we ain't got time for that. Once they met pupil to pupil (x8) it was all over. Vriska: Watch street tough maverick with nothing to loseĪnd here I thought it was John Vriska was flushed for. And then I will m8ke them p8y.ĮB: i mean, when you are not so busy and have less irons in the fire or whatever.ĮB: ok, i am starting this game now and saving jade, like a street tough maverick with nothing to lose. Keeps her on her lower fronds.ĪG: I will find out who told you. ![]() He heard it from Dave, I think, but I like that John is getting over on Vriska. Even simple on-line interaction (well, sort of) has to become a huge power trip for you, doesn't it?ĪG: Secondly, I am very pissed off that you figured out my name.ĮB: well, i didn't know it was your name for sure until you just told me now.ĮB: a true wise guy never reveals his tricks. We get to 8ug you any time we feel like, and you have to sit there and t8ke it like a chump. He has gray skin, yellow eyes, short nubby horns, and wears his black shirt with the "Cancer" symbol on it.- ectoBiologist began pestering arachnidsGrip -ĪG: First of all, who told you you could just hassle me without warning like this? That's not how this works!ĮB: why not? you guys do it all the time.ĪG: Yes, 8ecause we are trolling you! Those are the rules. Karkat is a troll, metaphorically and literally, a species from Alternia. He and Karkat are the opponents in 2BEEP2MEOW. He is Jade's "fairy god troll", the one who talks to her the most and helps her along her adventure. Karkat Vantas is one of the 12 trolls, and a major character in Homestuck. What will the name of this young troll be? ” Six Alternian solar sweeps, for convenient reference, is equivalent to thirteen Earth years.Įarth, also for convenient reference, is a planet that does not yet exist. Though it was six solar sweeps ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! It just so happens that today, the 12th bilunar perigee of the 6th dark season's equinox, is the day of this young troll's larval awakening, also known as his wriggling day. “ This young troll stands in his respiteblock. It's a running gag where the player has the very dumb idea to excrete on the desk in their living room. Porn." However, Caliborn immediately objects, and requests something that is "SO MuCH MORE SCANDALOuS.".īeckoning is based off of of Act 1. Dirk agrees instantly, and asks if he should start drawing "Naked people doing it and stuff. In this scene, Caliborn jeers Dirk in the past, demanding him to draw him some "pornography", with the threat of murdering his sister if he does not comply. Lewd Doodles is based off of Pages 4965-4972 of Act 6 Act 3, "Nobles". In this scene, Jade Harley's patron troll, Karkat Vantas, drags Jade into a memo titled "FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY", where she is forced to watch Karkat argue with himself in the future, accomplishing nothing practical and only making Jade angry. ![]() 2BEEP2MEOW is based off of 2 of Homestuck, in Act 5 Act 2, "He is already here".
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